You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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