You made me cry and you don't even care
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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