There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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