he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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