...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
this will be a night to untag.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Randomize
