She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Randomize
