im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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