That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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