I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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