so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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