I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
