Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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