i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
