I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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