shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
She announced her abortion via fbk
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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