yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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