idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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