I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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