i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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