Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
we made out on top of his cat.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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