Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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