I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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