As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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