dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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