Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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