dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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