So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Can I color on your dick again?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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