He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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