I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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