They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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