Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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