just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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