am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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