Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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