Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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