he wants to bone in the snuggie
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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