i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Shame - the story of my life.
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