Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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