sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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