So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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