it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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