i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
My nipple is on Facebook.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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