I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Randomize
