I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
im drinking this country out of the recession.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Randomize
