i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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