I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
i out mim tonsoeep
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