how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.