did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.