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(859): View more from Kentucky

Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.

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(916): View more from California

So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?

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(229): View more from Georgia

strike ten. I need to stop drinkng

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(843): View more from South Carolina

He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.

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(716): View more from New York

An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready

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(914): View more from New York

something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..

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(817): View more from Texas

I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.

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(740): View more from Ohio

All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?

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