she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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