I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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