Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
