Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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