I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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