do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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