Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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