Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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